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Victim Blaming

April 09, 2020

Mom: Eh boy, how come mosquito bite you again ah? What's wrong with you? Son: Maaaa, it's not my fault you know.. Mum: Why leh? Is because your blood very sweet attract the mosquitoes. Son: ??? Son: That's a typical victim blaming, Mum.. If the mosquito bite me, it's the mosquito's fault, not mine! Go blame the mosquitoes!! It's like in a rape case, it is not the victim's fault, but the rapist's fault..

Cough cough

March 25, 2020

A: *cough cough* eh B, look at your 3pm direction, chiobu leh.? B: *looks* A: ehhh, she’s looking at me leh, I think she’s interested in me too! B: ??? B: ermmm it’s probably because she thinks you got Covid19..zzz B: cough some more la

识时务者为俊杰

March 01, 2020

甲：我觉得我快要死了。乙：choy. 你大便可以乱吃，话不可以乱讲。甲：？？？那。。你吃大便给我看啦！乙：诶！你话可以乱讲、大便不可以乱吃。

Broken Clock

January 29, 2020

A: Do you know that between a broken clock and a clock which is slower by 5 minutes.. which one is more useful? B: The clock which is slower by 5 minutes? A: What? Hell no. A broken clock is more useful. B: Huh why? The broken clock cannot tell the time at all eh.. A: A broken clock is right twice in a day, but a clock which is slow is never right.