Passage of Jokes

A: *cough cough* eh B, look at your 3pm direction, chiobu leh.? B: *looks* A: ehhh, she’s looking at me leh, I think she’s interested in me too! B: ??? B: ermmm it’s probably because she thinks you got Covid19..zzz B: cough some more la

甲：我觉得我快要死了。 乙：choy. 你大便可以乱吃，话不可以乱讲。 甲：？？？ 那。。你吃大便给我看啦！ 乙：诶！你话可以乱讲、大便不可以乱吃。